(This is an older article. I've decided to publish it as is and work on something better. Feel free to enjoy it as is.)
Occultism
Hmmm. That's a very mysterous word. So, what do you say kiddos? Poke it with a stick? Well, I've already tried and that particular act of wizardry accomplished exactly dick and shit.
How about we makes some shit up? Occultism: the ..uh.. hmm... Tarot cards and magick and shiiit!