First, there is the Thesis.
Then, there is the Anti-Thesis.
The Thesis takes a long look at the Anti-Thesis. She blushes. They make fuck all night long and 9 months later a Synthesis is born.
This is the birds and bees of Dialectics and a general sketch of how paradigms advance by transforming into new, sleeker, sexier paradigms.
And I know, what does this have to do with materialism? Well, the main problem with materialism is that it's an anti-thesis that can't seem to get it on with the thesis and produce a synthesis. In fact, materialism's inability to get it on with any thesis is so bad that most women would consider it "one of those creepy guys" and personally, I'd say that it hates women and is a downright mysognist.
Hold on. There's a point to this. Promise. :)
