Double Intermission

The first person who tells me how this relates to the occult gets a prize. How? Comments are below.

Occultism: Perspectives

Materialism: The 2,800 Year Old Virgin

First, there is the Thesis. 

Then, there is the Anti-Thesis. 

The Thesis takes a long look at the Anti-Thesis. She blushes. They make fuck all night long and 9 months later a Synthesis is born.

This is the birds and bees of Dialectics and a general sketch of how paradigms advance by transforming into new, sleeker, sexier paradigms.

And I know, what does this have to do with materialism?  Well, the main problem with materialism is that it's an anti-thesis that can't seem to get it on with the thesis and produce a synthesis. In fact, materialism's inability to get it on with any thesis is so bad that most women would consider it "one of those creepy guys" and personally, I'd say that it hates women and is a downright mysognist.

Hold on. There's a point to this. Promise. :)

Occultism 101

(This is an older article. I've decided to publish it as is and work on something better. Feel free to enjoy it as is.)

Occultism

Hmmm. That's a very mysterous word. So, what do you say kiddos? Poke it with a stick? Well, I've already tried and that particular act of wizardry accomplished exactly dick and shit.

How about we makes some shit up? Occultism: the ..uh.. hmm... Tarot cards and magick and shiiit!

How to Completely Fuck Up Yer Magick Mojo

Every 2 out of 3 people I meet who's into magick or ye ol occult is stuck on some kind of unnecessary hang up or another. Most often, it all boils down to the fact that they've stalled during their initiation due to something they're missed, or else they've never encountered some basic, but vital bit of knowledge.

 I've written this short guide in hopes that a few of those stuck will find what that need to unstick themselves.